Funny Girl

I found a poem that I wrote when I was in middle school. I actually remember the assignment. We were told to write a poem that was all about us. You probably could have figured that out... I had almost forgotten how adorable I was. ;)

As I eat my double cheese from Wendy's
I'm sitting beneath a tree.
I think about my acting ambition
and who I'd like to be.

I realize I chew my nails
and my hair's the color of rust.
I think about my taste in clothes
and my rather tiny bust.

I think about how I can go
from happy to being sad.
I guess those are called mood swings
and I get them from my Dad.

My eyes look like dirty rivers
and I really can't stand sports,
I hate when people eat loudly
and I used to play in forts.

My mother says the dog is bad
and he's a stupid mutt
and when I walk she laughs
and says I always shake my butt.